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During a funeral…

The pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking out, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”

Two brothers are discussing the details of their father’s funeral

The first one is trying to arrange everything himself. because he knows that the other one is pretty dim and sure to mess something up in some way.
The dim brother insists that he won’t. Finally the first brother relents and gives him a small task: ‘Just make sure dad looks nice for the service.’
The day of the service arrives and everything goes off without a hitch. The first brother congratulates the dim one on a job well done.
A month after the service. the first brother receives a bill for $200 from the funeral home. He assumes it was a missed cost and sends the money.
Another month goes by. and again he receives a bill for $200. Thinking something must be wrong. he calls the funeral home and asks why he’s being charged another $200.
The funeral home director replies. ‘Well. your brother was insistent on your father looking nice for the funeral. so he rented him a tux!’

A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night.

A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night. and claimed he witnessed the gravedigger handing over several bodies to a shady-looking man wearing a trench coat.
‘Hmmm. seems unlikely.’ I said. ‘are you sure that’s what you saw?’
‘Absolutely.’ he replied. ‘It was a dead giveaway.’